Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Quote of the day








I found this quote online today - it's perfect! I couldn't have said it better myself. Geesh, what a bonehead.

“I cheerfully admit, and routinely say, that Mormonism has not proven its claims. I don’t think it’s supposed to do so, either, and, accordingly, I reject your claim that it has failed to do so.” Daniel C. Peterson (BYU Professor and Chief Mormon Apologist in Charge - MADB)

Daniel Peterson is also the author of "Evidences of The Book of Mormon", "Echoes and Evidences of The Book of Mormon", and "The Book of Mormon and DNA Research". These books come highly recommended by the Mormon leadership because (I'm going out on a limb here) they want books like these to be brought into the home and never actually looked at. Rather than being confused, it's best that Mormons leave these books on the bookshelf to be admired only. From a distance, they can sit comfortably knowing that a faithful Mormon "scholar" exists in this world, and he has explained away all the contradictory, faith-destroying information regarding Mormonism, and more specifically in Daniel Peterson's case, The Book of Mormon.

In the off chance you do read through Peterson's books, this simple math will make more sense:





= HORSE










= ASS









= HORSE'S ASS






Any questions?



Didn't think so.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Not your normal childhood


I come from a very strict, devout MORMON family. Need I emphasize the fact that my family is MORMON? Now, let me attempt to describe how strict and devout we were. By no means do I want to give the impression that the things I list below were all insane or problematic, though many of them most definitely were. Nor do I pretend that my childhood was terrible, because in many ways it was as blissful and perfect as any child could have asked for. We were a very poor family, and the Mormon church provided a sense of belonging and mutual understanding with other members of the faith, social status aside. But the church also exacted absolute obedience to its laws and commandments, which is required if you desire the attached blessings. That being said, may I quickly describe my childhood as it relates to Mormonism:

• My parents were having as many kids as the Lord could bless them
]]with (9 to be exact and I was #5)
• We held Family Home Evening every week
• At church 1 hour early every Sunday
• Always wearing our "Sunday best" = white-shirt and tie
• Always sitting on the 2nd pew from the front
• Attending all activities, meetings and socials
• Attended and graduated from early-morning seminary all 9 of us
• Eagle Scout every one of us 6 boys
• BYU graduates every one of us
• Served as full-time missionaries every one of us boys and even one
]]girl
• No dating before age 16 and then only double-dates
• No football watching or sports of any kind on the Sabbath, fully
]]aware that keeping the Sabbath-day holy was the “simplest
]]commandment and easiest to obey”
• No television at all except occasionally Little House, Andy Griffith or
]]a Walt Disney movie
• No playing video games (we had an ATARI for 1 week then my
]]mom threw it away because it brought “too much contention in the
]]home”)
• Performing service at the drop of a hat
• Driving 2 hours away while at our vacation spot every year to attend
]]an LDS church
• Holding family prayer every morning and evening
• Reading from the Book of Mormon as a family every morning
]]starting from age 5
• Receiving father’s blessings every year before school
• Rarely seeing my dad because he was always busy with his work
]]and many church callings
• Not drinking caffeinated products and rarely even soda in general
• Caring for a huge garden full of everything from broccoli to
]]zucchini and canning everything under the sun which of course was
]]part of our hoard of food storage
• Going to Nauvoo several times as a child (being in Indiana made it
]]only a 6 hour drive)
• Making the rounds in Palmyra while attending the pageant
• Playing violin and piano and becoming proficient at the piano so
]]we could play the hymns at church and while on our missions (the
]]ultimate goal)
• Dinner at 6:00 every night as a family
• Taking notes during conference and no dozing off
• Feeling pressure to bear testimony every fast Sunday - making sure
]]to mention the big five (I know the church is true, I know Joseph
]]Smith was a prophet of God, I know Jesus Christ lives, I know he
]]died for me, I know [current prophet] is called of God as Joseph
]]Smith was)

Yes, we were that type of family. My mom was Wonder-Woman. My dad was Super-Man. No, really, we never missed a beat.

Let them eat cake!


Gladiator is one of my favorite movies of all time... I suppose it's because of the vindication that Mr. Maximus realizes at the end, but

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Rock - Paper - Scissors


It really is funny how fast kids catch on to a stupid game. When we're trying to decide who gets to pick the game, book, or movie, it usually comes down to rock paper scissors. Lena has a hard time with it however, and she'll usually stick to only one of the three choices, which puts her at a disadvantage. Last time we had a movie night, I decided to even the odds and use the "toothpick method". The three older kids each had their movie picked out and were all excited about this new non-discriminatory game of lot-drawing. I made sure to ask each of them if they were going to be ok with the results, whatever they might be. They were all agreed - you should have seen the smiles on their faces. When Lena won, and Snow White was the winning movie, two of those smiles mysteriously disappeared. The whining didn't last too long though, because I'd forgotten it was a school night. Maddie and Daniel were pretty upset over the whole thing, not just because they got the short end of the stick, but also because Lena got to stay up and watch her movie.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Day out with the kids


Last Saturday was a pretty good day. Christine spent the weekend in Spokane at a conference with her girlfriends, and after putting in extra hours at work during the week, I was able to stay home all weekend long. The kids and I had planned on going to a couple parks, but it was looking like a cold and rainy day, SO we took advantage of the "bus part" of the Bike-Walk-Bus-Missoula event that they were having all week (see pic above). First, Maddie wrote out a list of all the things we were going to do, and then we packed the backpack with the essentials (water, granola bars, raisins, diapers, wipees, books). I decided to take the jog stroller since Mei Mei would probably fall asleep at some point during the afternoon. That was the right decision.

We took the bus (for free) down to the mall where they proceeded to play on the train, go to the bathroom, go look at all the animals in the pet store, go to the bathroom, get lunch at Subway and Noodles Express, go to the bathroom, go to the candy store, go to the bathroom, go play on the train some more, and go to the bathroom. We spent about 3 and a half hours at the mall (half of which was spent in the bathroom), and then we got on another bus that took us to the Caras Park and the Children's Museum. On the way (this was ~30 minute bus ride) the kids read their books that we packed in the backpack. The carousel at the Caras Park was giving out free rides to anyone that walked or rode a bike or the bus to get there, but since we had less than an hour before the last bus of the day, we had to vote on either the carousel or the museum. They went with the museum. While the Meimers slept in the stroller, the other kids decided to completely cover their faces in paint from the face-paint station. Maddie painted Daniel's face all black because he wanted to be Darth Vader. By the time we left the museum, me and my colored children had to run to the bus-stop because we were behind schedule, but also because it had started raining again.

It was definitely a bath night. Surprisingly, the paint all came off, and not surprisingly, they all slept like logs all night while I watched a few horror movies. Hey, the wife was out of town and I had to take advantage, right?

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Infanticide


A few posts back (Morality vs. Liberty), I stated that "abortion is different - a species should not kill it's own". It's funny that looking at that statement by itself makes me look pro-life - which I am. But I'm also pro-choice. Some things are not so cut and dry.

So anyway, I made that statement which I really didn't give much thought to - but today I started thinking about certain cases in the animal kingdom where species DO kill their own, and I'm not just talking about adults killing adults (for instance, where the female praying mantis consumes the male while copulating with him, or where the dominant hippo kills a younger male who challenges his right to a territory). No, I'm talking about adult animals killing young, powerless members of their own species. From a human perspective, many pro-lifers equate abortion of an unborn child to the killing of a young child, so the following list of animals that commit infanticide may come as a shock to them. In other words, it is a more common practice than you might think.

--> Many rodents show infanticide, including rats, ground squirrels, lemmings, hamsters, mice, voles, muskrats, gerbils, prairie dogs and marmots.
--> Rats and mice: When populations of mice and rats rise rapidly, the hungry and stressed survivors may kill and eat young. Ratbehavior.org goes into detail about infanticide in Norway rats. This is usually directed towards newborn rats. A mother pet rat may eat her own offspring. Mothers tend to kill deformed or wounded infants, which may allow her to allocate resources to the healthy pups, which are more likely to survive. Mothers may also kill litters when they are stressed, perhaps because she perceives the environment as too hostile for pup survival, or if she cannot to rear the litter successfully. She recuperates some her energetic investment by consuming the young. Malnourished mothers, and mothers who have an abnormal birth experience, may also become infanticidal. An unrelated adult male rat may kill young to bring the mother back into estrus sooner, so he can sire a litter of his own. Maternal aggression after the birth of a litter may reduce infanticide. Unrelated females may kill young rats to gain food and take over the nest.
--> Eastern grey squirrels: This website states that some males kill the young so that the females re-enter estrus. The Tennessee Animal Biogeographic System website states that captive, stressed females may kill their young.
--> Belding's ground squirrels: When Belding's ground squirrels fail to attend their territories, unrelated females or one-year-old males may arrive and kill pups. Yearling males usually eat the carcasses, so their infanticide may be motivated by hunger. When a predators kill a female's young, the female often emigrates to a new, safer site and kills the young there before she can settle. By removing juvenile females who may remain in the preferred area, infanticidal females reduce further competition for a nest site. Mothers with close relatives as neighbors lose fewer young to infanticides than females without neighboring kin. This is because groups of females detect marauders more quickly and expel them more rapidly than individuals acting alone, and because a female's relatives defend her young when she is away from home.
--> African hunting dogs: I remember a documentary about hunting dogs, where a dominant female tried to kill all the pups of another female. The documentary crew retrieved the last pup and named it Solo. Eventually Solo was reintroduced to the pack.
--> Lions: The University of Michigan zoology website and others state that when new adult lions take over a pride, they often kill the young and thus eliminate the chance of any rivalry against offspring he later fathers. This often causes the females to enter estrus after 2-3 weeks, much more quickly than if a female came into estrus after her cubs have become independent. The males mate with the female and help protect the females and their offspring, rather than protecting the young sired by the previous males. Lions may occasionally eat the cubs. Successful males that takeover a pride have about 2 years before another younger, stronger coalition will replace them. This is the same time a male would have to wait before nursing females entered estrus after their cubs became independent – by this time, a new male would probably take off the pride and the ‘patient' males would not longer be able to mate. Killing the cubs means that the males have a chance of leaving offspring, although females vigorously defend their cubs during a takeover.
--> Butterflies: The caterpillars of Monarch and Queen butterflies often eat the eggs of the species.
--> Bottle-nosed dolphins: The Polperro Dolphin Swims website states that adult bottle-nosed dolphins kill the young of their own species. This may be because competing adult males may be killing the offspring of their rivals so that the dead dolphin's mother will be receptive to mating. Researchers believe that females remain sexually inactive for years when raising their young, but become active again soon after their loss. This murderous behavior is not an uncommon feature within the animal kingdom. Large terrestrial carnivores, such as bears and lions, have been known to perform similar acts of infanticide to help start up their own dynasties to compete with their rivals.
--> Baboons: Ryne A. Palombit, of Rutgers University, studies male infanticide in chacma baboons, where a social relationship between males and lactating females leads to a decrease in infanticide. Similar relationships occur in olive baboons, where male infanticide is much less common.
--> Langurs and other primates: The males of several primate species, including the common langur, practice infanticide. Bands of male langurs will attack a mixed troop, driving off the males and killing the offspring before mating with the females. Baboons also kill their young and occasionally even eat them. Dominant male gorillas and chimpanzees may kill the young of their species, but infanticide does not seem to occur in bonobos.
--> Gulls and other birds: This strange website states that many species of gull that nest in large colonies eat eggs and young. This may be a response to crowding, but male gulls, which lack young of their own, are more likely to eat the eggs and young of their own species. Some parent birds may eat the young when populations become dense, or food scarce. Crows may eat eggs and chicks of rivals to improve their own chance of successful breeding.
--> Kangaroos: Kangaroos can have three young at different stages of development. One inside the body, one in the pouch and one that lives outside the pouch for much of the time, but still suckles from the mother. In severe conditions, the mother may not have enough energy to feed the older young, so this is left to its own devices. If conditions deteriorate, the mother will remove the pouch young. This means that the embryo in the body develops and soon occupies the vacant pouch. Whether this course of action counts as infanticide is debatable, but if the mother died, so would the young.

Naturalists have identified dozens of species that kill their young, including the animals listed above, as well as hippos, bears, wolves, hyenas, herring gulls and more than 15 types of primates other than man. Humans are not alone. Like these animals, we are not non-maleficent robots that live for the group and kill only to eat. Instead, we are programmed for selfish, even murderous acts when survival and propagation are threatened. Luckily for all of us, survival and propagation are not as difficult to achieve as humans. Maybe this is why some view abortion as such a heinous crime - it is usually done for only selfish reasons. Then again, I think we can afford to be, given that humans are one of the most successful species this planet has ever seen.

Monday, April 12, 2010